TODAY I Will Be A Perfect Parent ;-) by Heather Goodwin


My friend and guest guru Heather Goodwin is back with a piece about parenting. Heather is the Director of the Holistic Behavior Division at Heights of Health, a natural healthcare clinic in Houston. Heather holds a Master’s degree in Education and is a Board Certified Holistic Health Practitioner. At Heights of Health, Heather teaches adults and children research-based practices that utilize the science of neuroplasticity to rewire the brain, biofeedback to balance the nervous system, and numerous powerful techniques that clients easily implement to positively affect daily habits.

Heather is also a mom of two, and my guess is that you can relate to the day she describes. Sometimes our intentions don’t match our reality. Been there. Heather offers some enlightening tips on just how to deal with these days, with the reminder that every day brings a fresh start. Enjoy.

XOXO, Elaine

Every day I wake up with the same goal. TODAY, I will be a perfect parent! Yep, today it is. And then the kids wake up.

6: 45 am. Rise and shine. Time for school. A brand new happy day! I say with a skip in my voice, only to be greeted by grunts and heads buried deeper under the covers.

What would you like for breakfast, my dears? Oh, not hungry again? I see. Your stomach hurts. AGAIN. Because I cut your fingernails too close and the tips hurt, so you can’t pick up your spoon. Uh huh. And because there was a bump on your pillow that was hurting the spot where I made your ponytail too tight. Makes your head hurt so you can’t eat. Got it. Okay.

I pretend to take a deep breath to remind myself I am good at centering in situations like these, but really I am just hyperventilating. Making your lunch, putting a happy love note in there too.

I think in my sing-song Mary Poppins voice that lives in my head. Darlings, let’s brush our hair and teeth. Sweeties, did you brush your hair and teeth? Time for hair and teeth! BRUSH YOUR FLIPPIN’ HAIR AND TEETH!!!!”

Okay, okay, perfect today, perfect today. Two minutes to get in the car, take the fast way to school, run all the stop signs, cut in the drop off line and shove them out the car door crying, but we can still make it!

7:59 ½ am. I’ll try again tomorrow.

Just my house? Please don’t tell me that I’m the only one that understands gerbil mommies most days. Aren’t these animals known for eating their young? Just asking.

Some of you may have noticed I skipped a few steps in our rainbow-laden morning routine. You ask: when do I get dressed? Um, well, yes, many mornings, I throw on the special-forces-pajama-disguising-uniform: black fleece and fake aviator sunglasses, convinced the carpool ladies can’t see my fleece pj bottoms and fuzzy slippers hiding below the window-line.

And, my final special secret weapon: peppermint gum. I learned to add the peppermint gum the day my then five-year-old REFUSED to get out of the car and I had to park, exit (fuzzy slippers and all), bribe/beg/threaten him to walk the plank, I mean the sidewalk, to the school door, sweat rolling down my back at this point, and then it happened. Ms. Perfect Parent suddenly appeared at my car door. Poof. Like a perfume drenched cloud that had just left the makeup counter at Nordstrom. Aaaack! It was then that I learned to add the gum.

If you can relate, hold my hand (if you are up for it, I could use a hug) and let’s dive in to this joyful journey called parenting together.

Clearly, I’m not perfect. But, I am stubborn. And, I won’t give up on trying. So, I read a lot (stuff by those perfect parent authors). And here are some things I have learned:

  • Focus every day on YOU before you ever try and be Perfect Parent. Research shows it only takes five minutes of mindful deep breathing to reset your nervous system and positively affect your brain’s neuronal superhighway. There’s a reason the airlines tell us to put our oxygen masks on first.
  • Commit to CONNECTING with your darling child each and every day. Make it part of their daily routine. Teach them to look forward to this time. Ten minutes — that’s all it takes, parents. Research shows that your most powerful parenting intervention is a deeply connected, mutually trusting, safe relationship. Invest in THE RELATIONSHIP, not the breakfast cereal (remember, they aren’t going to eat it anyway!).
  • Reinvent your typical knee-jerk response with your kids. Instead of feeling like you need to immediately correct, fix, admonish, punish, shrink with guilt and shame because no one else’s kid would do this (yes they do!), take one of those breaths and ask yourself, where is the teachable moment here? What does my child need from me? And then guide, teach, coach, empower versus punish. Punishment doesn’t teach our darlings what to do instead. Your guidance will.

10: 23 pm. As we all fall into bed and vow that tomorrow we will wake up ready for the Perfect Parent Day, we will remember our three simple rules. Then, let’s gently pat ourselves on the back for NOT being like the gerbil. 😉

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Slowing Down Today…


I am hoping my fellow Houstonians made it through last night’s storm safe and sound. (In case you haven’t heard, there’s been tons of rain and flooding all over Texas and major flooding today in Houston.) In moments like this, we are forced to slow down and recognize our most important blessing — the safety of our loved ones.

It’s ironic because here on the blog, we have been speaking about cleaning out, de-cluttering and creating space. A storm like last night’s is a humble reminder of how fragile we really are and that THINGS are just THINGS and STUFF is just STUFF.

So…hold onto your nearest and dearest today and tell them how much you love them. And if it time permits, create some space to slow down, gain clarity and recognize your blessings.

Who knows, if you’re fortunate enough maybe you can take this day to clean out a space that is in much need of attention. On that note, this 2 minute podcast from Gretchen Rubin landed in my inbox today. I love what she has to say regarding outer order contributing to inner calm. So true!

Wishing you all safe, healthy days ahead.


Making the Switch

bagswitchbigRecently I listened to the Happier with Gretchen Rubin podcast featuring Gretchen Rubin and her sister Liz Craft. Gretchen Rubin is a best-selling author of several books including The Happiness Project. Her sister Liz Craft  is a TV writer and producer in Hollywood.

The down-to-earth sisters ponder good habits and yes, happiness! They discuss practical, well-researched information and tips and are so relate-able. You’ll enjoy this podcast, so give Happier a listen. (And if you are new to the podcast thing, it’s super-easy. Gretchen Rubin has detailed instructions here.)

Anyway, this particular Happier episode featured tips about switching handbags. I was inspired, and it got me thinking about my bags and tips for switching handbags for the season. After all, as a designer who got her start with handbags first and foremost, I should know a little something about the subject. 😉

So here goes.


Do your best to get out of the rut of carrying the same size, shape or style of bag. Try something different! You can experiment with a new shape or color while still remaining dedicated to your functional needs. As you make a shift in bag style, keep in mind features that you like and appreciate, like a zip-top. If you prefer a zip top, double-handle, roomy bag check out zip top hobo. If you typically carry a satchel, try something A BIT smaller and sleeker like a clutch that converts into a cross-body. You might find you enjoy the hands-free aspect of the cross body!


Large handbags that function as totes can be great for work or travel. They also remind me of clown cars. Who knows what’s in there? Downsizing can be tough, but a little forced editing never hurt anyone. And your back will thank you.


If you just aren’t that girl who can part with a different style bag, then try a new color. Color is an instant mood lifter. Search for a color that you feel is versatile enough to wear with many different outfits while still making a unique statement. It’s a way to truly be you. Embrace your individuality!


P.S. Got some great tips for switching handbags? Share them in the comments section or on our Facebook page.